From the recording On a wire
Friday night I was dancing to your song, girl you got me thinking you and I should get along. You got the moves that giving me the shakes Girl I think you’re something I can relate too, girl you got me thinking nothing I want to debate, so lets take it easy. Let’s do a little dance, lets take it easy, let’s have a little romance.
But when I try to contact you you’re phone doesn’t seem to work, it’s a shitty situation and it’s getting on my nerves. You got the buzz got the crackle but I really want you to do is call me. Just call me. If you’re phone is able to do that, yours can do everything else but you can’t even talk on the bloody thing…
So we decided to have some lunch, and you’re went ring and I said yeah What did you say. Said you wanna get it fixed but it’s gonna cost too much. As much as a new one that coming out next month, I said ooh yeah tell someone who cares. You said you do care I said yeah well it’s very important.
Then my phone rang so I picked it up I said what ya doin’ tonight, yeah 8 o’clock so good. I stood up from my chair pointed at my phone and said I’ll call you, I can call you. Cause my phone is able to do that. Yours can do everything else but you can’t even talk on the bloody thing.
So while we were out just having some lunch, some guys came over and said that we weren’t alone they said “I dropped my phone in the toilet” “I split some beer on the screen” I felled it out of my pocket” “mine’s nowhere to be seen” “mine just won’t turn on” “mine went crazy when I was playing a song” “had mine and I almost died” almost died when I saw the phone bill.
Excuse me guys but let me tell you a story, I dropped my phone out of a ten story building, I went to the ground, put my phone back together and you could still call me. If you’re phone is able to do that, yours can do everything else but you can’t even talk on the bloody thing.