Tim Woodz

Well we got our things together and we were ready to go  
Hit the open highway down the long lonesome road  
We were thinking about the cat,  
but leaving our worries at the doormat  
By the time that we got there it was getting quiet late  
We could hear the people rocking by the front gate  
We knew it was gonna be fun  
But the party had just began  

I wanna take you higher, higher, higher, higher  
C’mon baby we can blow your mind, with your underpants on fire  
I wanna take you higher, higher, higher, higher  
C’mon baby we can blow your mind, with your underpants on fire  

Well we woke up in the morning with our heads in a daze  
But it didn’t stop us rocking when we hit the main stage  
There was people tapping their feet  
And grooving on down to the beat  
We did another show and more people rocked up  
We were even able to tame some young teenage hearts  
At the height of our stardom and fame  
I didn’t want to stop the train  

I wanna take you higher, higher, higher, higher  
C’mon baby we can blow your mind, with your underpants on fire  
I wanna take you higher, higher, higher, higher  
C’mon baby we can blow your mind, with your underpants on fire  

At this point we wanted to try something new  
We tried wearing funky hats or taking off our shoes  
We thought if we could burn our underwear on stage  
That would be cool  
We just did another gig and recorded it too  

So we did our 7th gig in the space of 2 days  
And our singer was feeling sick from his alcoholic ways  
The crowd was thinning out  
And the people started to doubt  
Whether to come to our show on the final day  
Will they return to form or fade away?  
But they got there and waited in line  
And baby we just blew their mind  

I wanna take you higher, higher, higher, higher  
C’mon baby we can blow your mind, with your underpants on fire  
I wanna take you higher, higher, higher, higher  
C’mon baby we can blow your mind, with your underpants on fire  
C’mon baby we can blow your mind, with your underpants on fire  
C’mon baby we can blow your mind, with your underpants on fire 

On the 8th day of August   
A mother possum did cry   
Found her husband on the wires   
Up in the sky electrified   
She said gather round all you possums   
Before we all wind up dead   
She got all the animals together   
And this is what she said    

Keep your tail, keep your tail   
Keep your tail up in the sky   
If you ever go walking on a wire   
Keep your tail up by and by   

Well weeks went by and another   
And more possums started to stray   
Mother possum saw a baby possum   
On the wire on a sunny day   
She said get down from there you young boy   
You’re really in trouble now   
But seen as though you’re walking on a wire   
I better tell you how right now   

Keep your tail, keep your tail   
Keep your tail up in the sky   
If you ever go walking on a wire   
Keep your tail up by and by   

So the young boy was walking on the line   
And all the other possums watched   
But he kept his tail up like she said   
And avoided electric shock   
And when he got down all safely   
All the possums cheered him on   
And when they asked him how he did it   
He told them how it was done   

Keep your tail, keep your tail   
Keep your tail up in the sky   
If you ever go walking on a wire   
Keep your tail up by and by  

Well ya walking down the road   
With ya clean clothes that you hold   
All your coins go jingle jangle   
You’ve got dollars from your hips to your ankle   

Put a dollar in and watch it spin    

When your drying your clean clothes   
People tend to leave the show   
But you’ve got your banjo on your lap   
And ya playing tunes down the Laundromat   

Put a dollar in and watch it spin    

Got your wallet from your pocket,   
dollar in the slot then you rock it   
Watch it spin all night long   
you can watch it spin til the early dawn   

Can’t stop watching it spin   

Then a guy walked through the door   
And I don’t think his seen a weirdo like a you before   
And I knew that he was thinking something   
But we both just said nothing then started singing   

Put a dollar in and watch it spin    

It just goes round and round,   
makes a humming kind of sound   
It sits right next to the washing machine   
it’s a whole lot better than a gambling machine   
I just can’t stop watching it spin 

Friday night I was dancing to your song,    
girl you got me thinking you and I should get along.    
You got the moves that giving me the shakes     
You got the moves that giving me the shakes    
Girl I think you’re something I can relate too,    
girl you got me thinking nothing I want to debate,    
so lets take it easy. Let’s do a little dance,    
lets take it easy, let’s have a little romance.    
But when I try to contact you you’re phone doesn’t seem to work,    
it’s a shitty situation and it’s getting on my nerves.    
You got the buzz got the crackle but I really want you to do is call me. Just call me.    

If you’re phone is able to do that,    
yours can do everything else but you can’t even talk on the bloody thing…    

So we decided to have some lunch,    
and you’re went ring ring ring and I said yeah yeah yeah yeah    
Wha wha wha what did you say.    
Said you wanna get it fixed but it’s gonna cost too much.    
As much as a new one that coming out next month,    
I said ooh yeah tell someone who cares.    
You said you do care I said yeah well it’s very important.      
Then my phone rang so I picked it up    
I said what ya doin’ tonight, yeah 8 o’clock so good.    
I stood from my chair pointed at my phone and said I’ll call you, I can call you.    

Cause my phone is able to do that.    
Yours can do everything else but you can’t even talk on the bloody thing.    

So while we were out just having some lunch,    
some guys came over and said that we weren’t alone    
they said “I dropped my phone in the toilet”    
"I split some beer on the screen”    
"I felled it out of my pocket” “mine’s nowhere to be seen”    
“mine just won’t turn on” “mine went crazy when I was playing a song”    
“had mine and I almost died” almost died when I saw the phone bill.    
Excuse me guys but let me tell you a story,    
I dropped my phone out of a ten story building,    
I went to the ground, put my phone back together and you could still call me.    
If you’re phone is able to do that,    
yours can do everything else but you can’t even talk on the bloody thing.